🔒 PRIVACY POLICY 🔒

Last updated: idk like a tuesday probably

1. What Data We Collect

Nothing. We literally do not know how to collect data. We can barely make this website work.

2. Cookies

We don't use cookies on this website. We do however eat cookies at our meetings. Chocolate chip is the official club cookie. This is non-negotiable.

3. Third Party Services

We use GitHub Pages because it's free. We would use our own servers but our "server" is a Raspberry Pi in someone's closet and it caught fire last week.

4. Data Security

Your data is protected by our state-of-the-art security system: nobody cares enough to hack us. Also our password is password123 so maybe don't trust us with anything important.

5. Children's Privacy

We ARE children. Well, teenagers. Close enough. The point is none of us are old enough to understand what a privacy policy actually is. We googled "privacy policy template" and gave up halfway through.

6. Changes to This Policy

We will never update this policy because that would require effort and also remembering this page exists.

7. Contact Us

If you have privacy concerns, please yell into the void. Alternatively, find us in the computer lab after school. We're the ones crying at our laptops.

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