📜 TERMS OF SERVICE 📜

By reading this you already agreed to everything. Too late.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By visiting this website you agree that Hack Club is the best club ever. You also agree that our website is beautiful and not "an eyesore" as the art teacher called it.

2. User Conduct

You agree to NOT:

Make fun of our code (it's doing its best ok)
Tell the IT guy about this website
Use "rm -rf /" in the computer lab
Say Python is better than JavaScript in front of our president (he will cry)
Deploy to production on a Friday
Use light mode (this is a bannable offense)

3. Intellectual Property

All code on this website is "intellectual" and we are "property" of the school district. Wait no that's not right. Anyway don't steal our code. Not because it's valuable but because you deserve better.

4. Limitation of Liability

Hack Club is not responsible for:

Eye damage from viewing this website
Seizures caused by our animations
Lost homework due to "coding sessions"
Existential crises caused by debugging
Any bugs our code creates on your machine (they're features)

5. Termination

We can ban you from this website at any time for any reason. We won't though because we need the traffic. Please keep visiting. Please.

6. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of our school's computer lab and also Mrs. Henderson's classroom rules (no food near the computers).

by reading this fine print you agree to bring pizza to the next meeting. this is legally binding. we checked. (we did not check)

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