Audit Period: Last Tuesday – Also Last Tuesday · Auditor: hackerman42
Executive Summary
Hack Club has undergone a rigorous* SOC 2 Type II audit covering the Trust Service Criteria of Security, Availability, Processing Integrity, Confidentiality, and Privacy.
*The audit was conducted by hackerman42 during lunch period. His findings were "yeah it's fine probably."
Security
Our security controls include:
- A wifi password that is published on our website
- A computer lab that locks after 4pm (sometimes)
- A "please don't hack us" notice in our HTML comments
These controls have been assessed as "adequate" by our internal audit team (also hackerman42).
Availability
Our platform maintains an uptime SLA of 0% guaranteed. Current actual uptime: approximately 47.3%, which is a new record. Our infrastructure consists of GitHub Pages (free tier) and prayer.
Processing Integrity
All data processing is performed with the highest standards of integrity. We process zero data. The integrity of zero data is mathematically perfect.
Confidentiality
Confidential information is protected through our zero-data-collection policy. The only piece of information we have failed to keep confidential is the WiFi password, which appears on our homepage, in our FAQ, and in this SOC 2 report.
Auditor's Note
"I'm hackerman42 and I'm 16 and I have no idea what SOC 2 is. I googled it and made this page. Please do not rely on this for actual compliance purposes. We are a high school coding club. If your compliance team directed you here, someone has made a terrible mistake."
Full Report
Download the complete SOC 2 Type II audit report for your compliance records.